Santas Reply - A Funny, Comedic Male Monologue

'Santa Clause's Reply' - A Funny, Comedic Male Monolog This independent comedic male monolog highlights Santa attempting to win back Mrs. Claus. In the event that you need to know how this glad couple self-destructed, read Mrs. Provisions piece in our rundown of comedic female monologs. It might be utilized by understudies, on-screen characters, executives for instructive or proficient purposes. Be that as it may, recall, it is simply a work of fiction. In all actuality, Mr. what's more, Mrs. Claus are joyfully hitched! Santas Reply Santa Clause: Dear Mrs. Claus... Since the time you left me for the Easter Bunny, my life has gotten totally negligible. Without you, the North Pole really is the loneliest place on the planet. Without you close by, there has been nobody to keep me on my eating routine. Ive pigged out upon treats and milk. I even took Rudolphs carrots. I ate up the gingerbread house nearby. The neighbors are irate. Ive gotten so large, the reindeer have created back issues. Because of me, the sled currently surpasses its greatest limit. I dont think Ill have the option to clear the Rockies this Christmas Eve. What's more, I cannot quit drinking. Ive been going to Eggnog Anonymous gatherings, yet they just arent making a difference. What's more, I falter to specify how crushed the mythical people have been. They continue inquiring as to yourself. In this way, as should be obvious, without you, my life is ho-ho-repulsive. If it's not too much trouble return to me. I dont care if youre wicked or pleasant. Theres nobody else I need underneath my mistletoe. It would be ideal if you return home.